02/10/2007 - Brainfagged...

(Note: Please do not sit with any sharp or heavy object within your reach while reading this post. Your exasperation after reading it might make you hurt someone, or, better still, yourself :P )

Hell. This was an arbitrary day. Come to think of it, the whole life is pretty arbitrary. It's us human beings who constantly keep trying to make sense out of this non-sense. This fact sometimes defeats the very reason why I made this blog: to make people how an IITian in general and a KGPian in particular lives. But since each post on this blog starts with something meaningful (usually), and ends properly (generally) with a lot of well-defined (Crappy and useless, but well-defined nonetheless) stuff in-between, I can't call it arbitrary. I can't write arbitrary stuff. Man... that kills me!!!

Anyway, who cares?

WHO CARES?

India just won the T-20 world cup after defeating Pakistan in the finals. Pakistan seems to be the hub of terrorism. So does Afghanistan, what with all the Osama Bin Ladens (Ok, not Ladens, but just the one that exists is good enough to make the Americans shit green all over their pants.). Americans, as my friend VS (this girl lives in USA) puts it, has brains the size of an average Indian male's nut-sack (don't frown at the owner of the blog, yours truly is just quoting what the lady said) . But the Germans are really intelligent people I believe. Germany is the home to the world's best beer companies and the best mathematics researches. I like mathematics though, but I hate Germany: too many freaking taxes there. This neutralizes my viewpoint for German mathematicians. One person who hated mathematicians was Alfred Nobel, probably because his wife perhaps eloped with a mathematician. Nobel prizes promote a noble cause of helping the progress of mankind in chosen fields. It is also awarded in the field of literature. So you can actually get a Nobel for writing a noble and novel novel. I don't like novels much though. Actually I am not patient enough to sit down and read a 500 pages-long piece of literature. But patient people form a very important part of the society, because it's the patients who provide a means of livelihood to all the people associated with the medical industry, including the doctors, nurses and the people managing the hospitals. Hospitality industry derives it's name from hospital, but they are both totally different. Hospitality industry is related to hotels. Hotels are those places where we live when we go out of town, and have no place to reside. An alternative definition for hotels is a place where people go when they get into adultery with beautiful women (This will never be a reason for me... beautiful women and I fall into different genders of different species). Most of the hotels these days have restaurants. When I was a kid, we basically went to restaurants only on some occasions, or the rare times when mom fell sick and could not cook for us. Mom cooked and did a lot of other stuff for us because she cares. Mom cares.

That's it. MOM CARES.

I now have the answer to the very basic question that I raised before I started my explanation (i.e. before the last paragraph started... scroll up to find out).

I now have the answer to the nature, universe and everything around us.

Though some people would say that the answer to this question is 42 (not so arbit this one.. read hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and you'll know), but I really don't care.

After all, who cares??? :D

(So much to prove that this place makes you think really arbitrary stuff.)

Anyway, this is all from me for now.

Wish you a very Happy Holi and a Merry Christmas.

(I know what you are thinking. Holi and Christmas in October? Well, I have a rock solid reason for writing so.
The reason is that Deepika Padukone looks hot.)